Contact Us

We use a ‘voicemail’ system rather than a text based contact system. If you would like to contact us, please press the record button and record your message.

If you’re just going to send adverts, spam or any other nonsense..  please…  don’t bother as it will only be automatically removed by the system.

Press the button to start recording. Please state your name and email address so that we can reply if you want us to. In order to record your message, you will need to grant permission for the website to use your microphone. In order to do this, there should be a pop-up message on your screen asking you for confirmation. If you have trouble leaving a message here, you are welcome to email: Abuse of this service will result you being banned for life.